Life was horrible without the GPS. Jeremy and I yelled at each other every time we got in the car. We were late everywhere from getting lost. We showed up to the destination irritated. We had a huge fights over which way was right. So we came to the sad conclusion that it was either a. get a divorce or b. get a new system. In order to save our marriage, we chose the latter. And we lived happily ever after!
Her voice isn't the same but we love our new GPS system so much!
Dear homeless person/drug dealer/user who broke into our car:
We are no longer leaving our GPS system in the glove compartment. If you must steal something, please feel free to steal the whole car. We would LOVE a brand new one covered by the insurance company!